I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan

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$8.99

Product Details

Web ID: 15924272

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it! "I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo."

  • Product Features

    • Suggested age range - 6-10 years
    • Format - Paperback
    • Product dimensions - 8.5" W x 10.13" H x 0.5" D
    • Genre - Picture Book
    • Publisher - Dover Publications, Publication date - 09-17-2014
    • Page count - 32
    • ISBN - 9780486787992
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3 years ago

A Fun Book To Read

This book had me laughing and imagining myself with the same wish. My five-ear old grandson thought it was one of the funniest books he and I read together.

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Customer review from barnesandnoble.com

3 years ago
from Everywhere, USA

Silliness...the book and the reviews

Just a silly fun book that’s for giggles and for showing new readers that books don’t have to be boring. Note to the moral panickers: gas jokes do not fall under “repro duct ive activities” for most of the population, and my seven year old wasn’t taught anything about them from this book, because to seven-year-olds, bums are NOT THAT. They tend to understand the primary purpose of bums.

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Customer review from barnesandnoble.com

3 years ago
from Florida

Funny and Silly book to interest reluctant readers

As an educator and media specialist for 16 years, I appreciate the need for this type of silly, light-hearted book. It is completely appropriate. Anyone who thinks primary aged kids need encouragement to think about and talk about butts clearly hasn't been around that age very much. Books about butts and farts are the only things that interest some little ones.

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Customer review from barnesandnoble.com

3 years ago

funny

If you are getting anything sexual out of this book, you've got something wrong with you. it's a funny book about a kid who takes the words "butt crack" literally. that's it. kids find it funny. why would you want your kid afraid of their own butt? how do they wipe?

Customer review from barnesandnoble.com

3 years ago
from Net York, NY

Social Engineering

I bought this book a month ago and I’m so glad I did so you don’t have to. As I was reading this book I couldn’t help but think the purpose of this book was to socially engineer little boys and girls to be more comfortable with their own sexuality at an age where they should not be thinking thoughts about butts and butt cracks. If I saw this book was made available at one of my kids public schools I would pull them out immediately and home school them myself. I am very disappointed in Barnes & Noble for promoting this book.

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